Spammity Spam Spam

One of the more entertaining aspects of running your own website / blog is sorting through all of the spam comments. Most are nothing more than run-on sentences with links to sketchy webpages about discount designer wear, but every once and a while I get some real gems. And, since I believe in sharing awesome things (and it’s Friday, so I’m too lazy to do a real blog post), I’mma share some of my favorite spammy comments with you guys. You’re welcome.

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See, even spam is polite. Thanks for saying thanks, random interwebs bot.

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…Wait, how did they know about my bug out bag?

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Way to do your homework, Emmanuel. Stay in school.

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Did you guys hear that? My articles are exquisite. Also, apparently this blog is tasty. That’s new.

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Marvelous!

What i don’t realize is actually how you’re not actually much more well-liked than you may be right now. You are so intelligent. You realize thus considerably relating to this subject, produced me personally consider it from so many varied angles. Its like men and women aren’t fascinated unless it is one thing to accomplish with Lady gaga! Your own stuffs nice. Always maintain it up!

Who says I’m not well-liked? Did the varied angles say something? What am I maintaining up?

I give up. You spam bots are crazy.

Posted on October 12, 2012 by admin
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5 Responses to Spammity Spam Spam

  1. Colette says:
    October 12, 2012 at 6:37 PM

    This seriously made me laugh. Thanks for sharing.

    Reply
  2. Megan @ The Nerd Nest says:
    October 14, 2012 at 9:10 AM

    You make me laugh like every single time. My spam bots are lazy; they just post links. I want fawning, complementary bots like yours!

    Reply
  3. Jessica says:
    October 16, 2012 at 10:43 AM

    Hahaha oh my goodness this is amazing! But I am seriously confused as to why these spam comments even exist when they’re not trying to advertise or something. I doubt there are people out there going through the work of sending out spam comments just to make people smile through compliments or nonsense!

    Reply
    • admin says:
      October 17, 2012 at 12:29 PM

      Aren’t they great? The names they register with to comment link back to spammy sites – they don’t always have to include links in the actual post.

      Reply

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